if only i could text you this smell
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
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