Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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