covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Reggie can tackle my bush.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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