Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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