He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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