Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
COCAINE IS GR8
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
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