If that was your dad, he is hot
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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