just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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