Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
we're making bets on your personal life
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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