I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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