roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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