I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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