Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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