capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
Small penises have feelings too.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
When are your genitals available?
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
Randomize