They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
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