Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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