he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
this will be a night to untag.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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