About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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