A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
Randomize
