ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
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