I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
it glows. i had to have it.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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