She is in my trunk
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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