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I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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