At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
Randomize
