STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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