sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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