just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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