I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
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