My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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