69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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