I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
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