yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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