they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
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