This is not my ceiling
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
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