this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Randomize
