i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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