Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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