Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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