ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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