sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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