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I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
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