brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
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