Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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