Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
being pregnant is like rehab
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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