There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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