I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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