she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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