He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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