Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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