Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Come see our sink grown plant.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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