in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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