ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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