it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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