What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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